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Addicted to Semen?

By Amrita ⋅ June 27, 2007 ⋅ 2 comments

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The newest line a man may try to use is, “baby, please let me cum inside of your [insert orifice of choice]… my semen is the best upper… throw away your happy pills and take a [...]

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Shedding My Sari: STOP. Hammer time.

By Amrita ⋅ June 20, 2007 ⋅ 7 comments

It’s all about your internal clock.
Is there a right time to have sex?
Scientifically you will find that Estrogen and Testosterone are at their highest levels early in the morning. In other words, we’re all “horniest” in the morning. Don’t let that stop you from having a mid-afternoon salt lassi or munching on [...]

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Shedding My Sari: Hooded Mango Stones

By Amrita ⋅ May 30, 2007 ⋅ 6 comments

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Oh my gawd, Muffy, look at his foreskin.
It’s so big. *Ugh* He looks straight up smelly.
But, y’know, who understand those brown girls. *Eww*
They only talk to him, because, he is diirty, kay?
I mean, his foreskin, is just so ugly *Ugh*
I can’t believe it’s just so stretchy, it’ like,
out there covering [...]

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Shedding My Sari: Curry & Cum

By Amrita ⋅ May 24, 2007 ⋅ 22 comments

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Yoni butter and lingam juice is divinely delicious, usually. Give yours a try.
Does it taste like the sweet nectar of the gods or funk-nasty?
Here’s the deal, your juices are altered by what you eat. While I can’t get enough of mamma’s fish curry, I [...]

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