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The newest line a man may try to use is, “baby, please let me cum inside of your [insert orifice of choice]… my semen is the best upper… throw away your happy pills and take a drink of daddy’s milkshake.”

While the visual of flossing spermies may not be appetizing, the man may have a point. “Crying over Spilled Semen,” reports that women are addicted to semen and that’s possibly a good thing.

The finding that women who do not use condoms during sex are less depressed and less likely to attempt suicide than are women who have sex with condoms and women who are not sexually active, leads one researcher to conclude that semen contains powerful—and potentially addictive—mood-altering chemicals.

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It’s all about your internal clock.

Is there a right time to have sex?

Scientifically you will find that Estrogen and Testosterone are at their highest levels early in the morning. In other words, we’re all “horniest” in the morning. Don’t let that stop you from having a mid-afternoon salt lassi or munching on a spicy taco for dinner.
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Oh my gawd, Muffy, look at his foreskin.
It’s so big. *Ugh* He looks straight up smelly.
But, y’know, who understand those brown girls. *Eww*
They only talk to him, because, he is diirty, kay?
I mean, his foreskin, is just so ugly *Ugh*
I can’t believe it’s just so stretchy, it’ like,
out there covering his dick, I mean – gross. Look!
He’s just so…brown!

Got good foreskin? Probably not if you’re white male born in the good ole USA.

Circumcision may have been introduced in an attempt to eliminate masturbation. Didn’t ya know, masturbation leads to blindness?

The United States is no fan of the turtleneck. What’s not cute about a peepee with a little turtleneck or hoodie? Little man gets cold!
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Yoni butter and lingam juice is divinely delicious, usually. Give yours a try.

Does it taste like the sweet nectar of the gods or funk-nasty?

Here’s the deal, your juices are altered by what you eat. While I can’t get enough of mamma’s fish curry, I might have to fight the gag reflex with a mouth full of fishy swimmers. Urban dictionary defines fish curry as, “the vagina of an Indian female.” Not so yummy.

Who wants to be known for having a spicy taco?

Alcohol, caffeine, drugs, and heavy spices among other culprits can cause the funk-nasty taste. The good news is that you control the taste of your own cum.

Here are a few tips:

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