After Raj Bhavsar’s outstanding performance lifted the US to a bronze medal, it’s his turn to lift Über Desi’s visitor tally. Over the last 24-48 hours, various combinations of “Raj Bhavsar” on Google have accounted for over 30% of our total visits.
Besides different ways of spelling his name, here are some other Raj Bhavsar search terms for your amusement:
Questions about his ethnicity
raj bhavsar origin – (from his mother’s womb is my guess, what’s yours?)
raj bhavsar nationality – (hint: he’s on the USA Olympic team)
is raj bhavsar indian? – (looking to open up a can of cultural identity whoopas)
is raj bhavsar of indian heritage? – (even search terms have to be politically correct these days)
raj bhavsar marathi – (Further proof Bal Thackeray has internet access)
raj bhavsar religion – (maybe he’s one of ‘em Hindoos)
where is raj bhavsar parents from in india? – (parents “are” not “is”, at least ask the right question if you’re expecting a half-decent answer)
Questions about his personality, availability, anatomy, and, ready or not, sexual orientation
raj bhavsar arrogant – (is he being a diva? We sure haven’t heard anything confirming or denying that)
raj bhavsar naked – (Eh, thanks but we’ll pass)
raj bhavsar girlfriend – (awww, some love struck girl is interested in Raju, or is it some love sick guy, which brings us to …………)
“raj bhavsar gay” – (get it? Male gymnast must be gay, not that there’s anything wrong with that. True or not, stereotyping is alive and kicking)
Totally random questions
“raj bhavsar” racism – (Which by the way brings up this humble blog as the #1 search result
raj bhavsar + schedule – (Raj, you’ve got yourself a stalker)
raj bhavsar infosys – (He’s desi. Hence, must be a low paid software worker. Lou Dobbs’ corollary)
raj bhavsar self help book – (It is reported Raj did use self help books to keep himself motivated. But Deepak Chopra might be a better bet on that topic)
and finally, the quintessential
who is raj bhavsar?
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