Over the past months, I’ve observed with great interest the increase in number of searches with the keyword “virgin” that lead to our humble blog. [thanks Google Analytics]
It all starts with some poor unsuspecting soul typing in the keyword “desi virgin” on google and hitting the search button. For some weird reason, UberDesi.com shows up on the first page of search results for the above search term along with some websites with language so colorful, I cannot reproduce it even on Über Desi. At this point it’s unclear what he/she is searching for but a future analysis of similar search terms presents a clearer picture.
The most innocuous set of the virginity treasure seekers consists of people seeking to familiarize themselves with Indian culture or dating someone within the Indian culture. “Virginity culture” and “non virgins acceptable among indians?” (complete with the question mark) is the preferred search term for these “phoren” people.
The next set of searchers are outright predators. How else could you explain someone searching for “india girls virginity”?
The third set of virginity seekers evokes mixed reactions of sympathy. They represent a hidden but growing population of marriage age Indian females, who seek to “gift virginity to your husband”. Ladies, better hold on to your men or these women shall gift their virginities to your husband.
Then they ask us if “lying to husband about virginity bad idea”. Unable to find answers to such philosophical questions, they then look for other methods to “regain virginity – bangalore”. Wassup to all the ladies in Bangalore. Of course, this brings them to our post on Born Again Virgins, which explains that such miracles may happen for a reasonable sum of Rs. 15,000-20,000. Of course being desi, these ladies are unable to resist looking for better deals. Hence, “cost of virginity surgery in india”.
The last set of seekers for this holy grail of virginity, is marriage age desi males. Desi males, of course, are known to cut to the chase. Not finding “no virgin girls in india survey”, they panic and enter the search term “desi marry a virgin” – which, of course, return us as the #1 result. So there you have it. By the power of google, I anoint Über Desi as the “desi virginity central”. As for these fine young men, I sure hope they find their soulmates in the Born Again Virgins from the previous category.
So what kind of virgin are you looking for today?
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