* Murti = idol in Hindi

Them Hindoos currently are nowhere close to being a dominant force when it comes to electorate size in the US [UD]. But that doesn’t stop from trying to influence the outcome of the November elections. Back in April, when Hillary Clinton won Pennsylvania, she was gifted a Ganesh murti [UD]. Unfortunately, even Lord Ganesh couldn’t save Hillary Clinton’s campaign. We @ Über Desi occasionally dabble in exotic arts, but matters involving the supernatural are beyond even our jurisdiction. So we were unable to explain how the Ganesh statue might or might not have played a part in the failure of the Clinton campaign. But that changed earlier this month, when reports surfaced in the media of a secret weapon of Obama had been employing all along, a devastating strategery that, had Clinton known well enough in advance would’ve perhaps helped save her campaign. [Time] [via SAJA Forum]

Amongst the things that Barack Obama carries for good luck are a bracelet belonging to a soldier deployed in Iraq, a gambler’s lucky chit, a tiny monkey god and a tiny Madonna and child. For the other candidates’ good luck items, click the “next” button.

That’s right, ladkis and ladkaas, for all these months Barack Obama was carrying in his pocket none other than that uberest macaca of all time, Chi. Hanuman. Our sources say in the face of such overwhelming treachery, the Clinton campaign was doomed from the beginning. Even the last minute hail mary Ganesh tactic stood no chance against months and months of this meticulous scheming and the demonic … errr…. godly Hindoo plot hatched by Obama.

Obama secretly worships Hindoo gods
img: via BBC

Now with Hillary out of the way, Obama has called in the entire vanar sena against his Republican opponent, John McCain. There is a little caveat though, all the monkeys in this army are Hanuman. [BBC]

A group of Indians are planning to present a statue of the revered Indian monkey God, Hanuman, to Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.

The article claims that the Indians sent the statue about they heard about the Time magazine story about Obama carrying Hanuman. But we @ Über Desi know better ……
OBAMA IS A HINDOO!!!!!

We’ve had our suspicions all along but this interview of a major Hindoo leader by Stephen Colbert confirms it all. He did not stay in Indonesia in his childhood as reported, he stayed in the little Indian town of Indore in Asia!!! That’s right, ladkis and ladkaas, Obama’s real name is not Barack Hussein Obama, it’s Bharat Hanuman O’Rama. As a kid he was schooled by the Hindoo group, the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS). Even today the Obama campaign blog displays the RSS sign prominently. It is said that Obama does not utter the pledge of allegiance. This is also true because it is against Indian culture to do so, especially when uttering the Hanuman chalisa. Even the Hindoo prayer in the Senate was arranged by who? That’s right Senator Obama or should we say Senator O’Rama.

Numerous Hindoos among Obama’s inner circle, which for some inexplicable reason his opponents insist on calling the Chakra-view, have claimed that when Obama comes to power, he will build a Hanuman temple in the White House and make hardworking American citizens take off their hard earned Nikes before entering the White House. It is also being said in the same Hindoo circles a.k.a Chakra-views that Hindoo festivals like Naag Panchami will be deemed national holidays and Obama will abolish the death penalty, except for special cases, the maker of Love Guru, for instance.

The BBC article has more evidence to support this fact.

Mr Bhama and his friends have also invited Carolyn Sauvage-Mar, chairwoman of the group, Democrats Abroad-India, to a meeting they are holding on Tuesday to pray for Mr Obama’s success.
Mr Bhama is hoping that Ms Sauvage-Mar will pick up the idol and arrange it to be delivered to Mr Obama.

Obama already has a secret group in India which will deliver the murti to him.

Mr Bhama says he is an ardent supporter of Mr Obama – even his email identification is bhamaforobama.

“Obama stands for change. We are hoping that he will bring about change so that oil and food prices come down,” he said.

“India will progress if he comes to power.”

The nationalist Hindoos of India are so sure that Obama coming to power is a good thing to happen… for India. TIME IS RUNNING OUT, FOLKS!!! WAKE UP BEFORE IT’S TO LATE!!!

We’ve checked on Snopes.com and none of these facts have been declared to be false. Please copy-paste this in an email or use the “Email this post” link at the top and expose this Hindoo plot to other Americans to prevent this Hindoo operative, Bharat Hanuman O’Rama, from taking over the land of the free and home of the brave. God bless America.

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