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By: Anantha :+: Under: Asok, Brown in America, Culture, Entertainment, HumorOn: ⋅ December 8, 2007 ⋅
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Were reports of Asok’s demise greatly exaggerated? Well, yes, if you believe in the ancient Hindu principles of karma and reincarnation. So it seems that he is back from his seemingly temporary stay in heaven. His cloners really did “Make it happen with Snickers” and now he has been reborn in Amreeka with a piece of All-American candy in him?
Questions pertinent to his desi-dom have appeared. Now that he has been reincarnated, does he apply for a fresh H1B? Would he have to restart his green card process afresh? Or will the fact that he was cloned with a bit of Snickers qualify him for a automatic Green card?
Too many questions. Only time shall provide answers.
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If he hired a good enough lawyer, I think he can get his citizenship. Snickers is American, so his parent(s) are American (assuming the scientist involved was not on a visa).
Even if his parents were not Amerikan, being “born” in this country gives him citizenship. Now if someone could see and let us know if the definition for “born” excludes cloning.
Sounds kinky
Yo Santosh… shh… this is a family type blog. And what’s kinky in this post, btw?
Karthik: Ya, Mebbe we should post this on murthy.com and ask for advice!
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