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Obituary - Asok (19** - 2007)

By: Anantha :+: Under: Brown in America, Culture, Entertainment, Humor
On: ⋅ December 7, 2007 ⋅  Email this post ⋅  Print this post ⋅ Post a comment
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Asok (age unknown), the world’s most famous desi intern and telekinetic IIT alum, died today. Details of the sad death are yet to be known. Sources say that the presence of a curious Grim Reaper as his co-pilot in a prototype moon shuttle and the apparent lowering of the value of his life to below that of a lab monkey, may have been contributing factors.

By all accounts, the world will be poorer because of the permanent absence of this soft unassuming gifted man. Asok was a intelligent human being whose mental powers were sadly not appreciated by a boss who had the mental capacities of a doofus. Till his last breath, Asok gave up his life to further the advance of science. In his last hours, he chose, against his own obvious misgivings, to become the co-pilot for an ill-fated journey brought about by an incompetent boss.

Dear Asok (19** - 2007), when you come back, reincarnated as your own clone, may you be blessed with better upper body strength and the ability to throw a baseball. Till then, may your soul rest in peace in a place free from pointy hair, buzz words, spurious statistics and clueless middle management.

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