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Shedding My Sari: STOP. Hammer time.

By: Amrita :+: Under: Health, Shedding my Sari, Weekly Columns
On: ⋅ June 20, 2007 ⋅

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Is it time yet? It’s all about your internal clock.

Is there a right time to have sex?

Scientifically you will find that Estrogen and Testosterone are at their highest levels early in the morning. In other words, we’re all “horniest” in the morning. Don’t let that stop you from having a mid-afternoon salt lassi or munching on a spicy taco for dinner.

Sex is like snacking — munch or take a lick whenever you’re feeling hungry minus worrying about calories. Not every sexual act has to lead to hitting the skins or cumming. Of course it’s okay to cum, looks like our uber ladies from Kamasutra land seem to be cumming during foreplay — nice.

And this despite the fact that sexual dysfunction is a common problem â€” an ongoing study, for instance, has found that one out of every ten Indian women suffer from early orgasm response (a condition wherein females reach orgasm during foreplay).

Dysfunction?? That rubs me the wrong way. When did sex = hammer time? Have we learned nothing from President Clinton? Maybe the clit is a bit too overstimulated from rubbing and cumming. Translation: Stop. Continue to play while not touching the vajaja. Proceed with Hammer time if you please.

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7 comments for “Shedding My Sari: STOP. Hammer time.”

1: Pondatti | June 20, 2007, 3:17 pm | Direct Link

I am obviously anomalous, since I am never turned on in the morning. Night taco-munching, it is.

2: anantha | June 20, 2007, 3:52 pm | Direct Link

Donâ€™t let that stop you from having a mid-afternoon salt lassi or munching on a spicy taco for dinner.

Me likey!

3: Santosh | June 20, 2007, 3:54 pm | Direct Link

Mr. Pondatti better be taking notes.

4: Ghetto Photo Girl | June 21, 2007, 10:47 pm | Direct Link

“Suffer” from early orgasm response? What’s wrong with orgasming easily?

5: Santosh | June 22, 2007, 8:19 am | Direct Link

Whatâ€™s wrong with orgasming easily?

Cannot speak for the ladies but in guys its called premature ejaculation and a big no no. Refer: Jason Biggs, American Pie, 1999

6: anantha | June 22, 2007, 9:29 am | Direct Link

One cant claim to be too much experienced in these things, but with guys, there is strict rationing of supplies

And multiple orgasms is what makes the ladies tick. So, I don’t see what’s wrong with early orgasms cos there is more where that came from.

7: Fukijama | June 22, 2007, 3:40 pm | Direct Link

Whatâ€™s wrong with orgasming easily?

The problem is that when you have an orgasm, your body is drained. Your quality of life, time of the day etc. will determine how many times you can go.

But the fact is every time you climax, you get a little more tired and eventually want to pass out. This does not help your partner who is still is still hot.

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