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Yoni butter and lingam juice is divinely delicious, usually. Give yours a try.

Does it taste like the sweet nectar of the gods or funk-nasty?

Here’s the deal, your juices are altered by what you eat. While I can’t get enough of mamma’s fish curry, I might have to fight the gag reflex with a mouth full of fishy swimmers. Urban dictionary defines fish curry as, “the vagina of an Indian female.” Not so yummy.

Who wants to be known for having a spicy taco?

Alcohol, caffeine, drugs, and heavy spices among other culprits can cause the funk-nasty taste. The good news is that you control the taste of your own cum.

Here are a few tips:

*Drink tons of water and flush out your system.

*Eat plenty of fruits. As if one needed a reason to splurge on heavenly Indian mangoes. Pineapple juice supposedly does miracles.

*Eat plenty of veggies. Stay away from foul smelling veggies like asparagus, cabbage or cauliflower. This is a plus for the non-meat eaters as vegetarians taste better.

*Cut down on chowing down on spices like garlic and onion if you want someone to chow down on you.

*Cleanse out your system with green juice (parsley or wheat grass with a pinch of cardamom, cinnamon, lemon or mint).

*Uber men — wash your balls if they’re sweaty. Sweaty balls taste like Fritos. I’m always down for a tasty corn chip, just not when I’m tea baggin.

The benefit of sweet juices? Uhm, more head of course!