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Shedding My Sari: Curry & Cum
By: Amrita :+: Under: Health, Humor, Opinion, Shedding my SariOn: ⋅ May 24, 2007 ⋅
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Yoni butter and lingam juice is divinely delicious, usually. Give yours a try.
Does it taste like the sweet nectar of the gods or funk-nasty?
Here’s the deal, your juices are altered by what you eat. While I can’t get enough of mamma’s fish curry, I might have to fight the gag reflex with a mouth full of fishy swimmers. Urban dictionary defines fish curry as, “the vagina of an Indian female.” Not so yummy.
Who wants to be known for having a spicy taco?
Alcohol, caffeine, drugs, and heavy spices among other culprits can cause the funk-nasty taste. The good news is that you control the taste of your own cum.
Here are a few tips:
*Drink tons of water and flush out your system.
*Eat plenty of fruits. As if one needed a reason to splurge on heavenly Indian mangoes. Pineapple juice supposedly does miracles.
*Eat plenty of veggies. Stay away from foul smelling veggies like asparagus, cabbage or cauliflower. This is a plus for the non-meat eaters as vegetarians taste better.
*Cut down on chowing down on spices like garlic and onion if you want someone to chow down on you.
*Cleanse out your system with green juice (parsley or wheat grass with a pinch of cardamom, cinnamon, lemon or mint).
*Uber men — wash your balls if they’re sweaty. Sweaty balls taste like Fritos. I’m always down for a tasty corn chip, just not when I’m tea baggin.
The benefit of sweet juices? Uhm, more head of course!
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This is the best reason yet for me to go buy those East Indian mangoes.
Mangoes are sensual:)
hilarious! awesome tips! cant wait to tell my man to try these out — im tired of eating funk nastiness when going down on him!
Oooh, I love mangoes, but don’t think I’ve ever had an East Indian one. How are they different?
Ghetto Photo Girl: East Indian Mangoes are the best!
Bottom line - be a vegetarian. And go down on one, if you’re not. You won’t regret it. Either way, you can win, too!
Roonie: I like your bottom line.
Curry and Cum.. love the pun!
Is there any such research for teetotalers? God, I hope not.
What about the link in the article? See that link.
Yes yes there’s a link. But more importantly do some of your own research and report back to us. Isn’t that more fun?
Why am I suddenly hungry for some Indian?
Doc: is fish curry sounding yumm-i-licious?
Off-topic….some taazaa masala on Sanjaya..check my blog
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Way off topic patrix. But nice.
What effect does coconut water have, I wonder…
Does a healthy / unhealthy sex life have an effect?
I think coconut water could definitely help sweeter tasting gizz.
If you mean by unhealthy as in STD’s/infections and shit — totally. That will taste nasty. Do you want that in your mouth? A dental dam/condom will be your best friend.
I was talking more on the lines of how often you have sex have anything to do with the taste. My bad.
It depends on what you like. Some people for example don’t like to taste their own juices. I love it. There’s nothing sexier than cum mixed with yoni butter. It’s a unique smell. I definitely don’t think semen would taste bad from too much sex. A yoni might kinda taste like spermies after too much sex. But it won’t make it taste funk-nasty.
Sounds delicious to me.
In future columns, might you touch on how/why Indian food is an amazing aphrodisiac? I have the best orgasms after eating it!
Hungry for Indian ……. what, Doc? Fish curry?