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Shedding My Sari: Curry & Cum

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fish curryPicture source: Kitchens of India

Yoni butter and lingam juice is divinely delicious, usually. Give yours a try.

Does it taste like the sweet nectar of the gods or funk-nasty?

Here’s the deal, your juices are altered by what you eat. While I can’t get enough of mamma’s fish curry, I might have to fight the gag reflex with a mouth full of fishy swimmers. Urban dictionary defines fish curry as, “the vagina of an Indian female.” Not so yummy.

Who wants to be known for having a spicy taco?

Alcohol, caffeine, drugs, and heavy spices among other culprits can cause the funk-nasty taste. The good news is that you control the taste of your own cum.

Here are a few tips:

*Drink tons of water and flush out your system.

*Eat plenty of fruits. As if one needed a reason to splurge on heavenly Indian mangoes. Pineapple juice supposedly does miracles.

*Eat plenty of veggies. Stay away from foul smelling veggies like asparagus, cabbage or cauliflower. This is a plus for the non-meat eaters as vegetarians taste better.

*Cut down on chowing down on spices like garlic and onion if you want someone to chow down on you.

*Cleanse out your system with green juice (parsley or wheat grass with a pinch of cardamom, cinnamon, lemon or mint).

*Uber men — wash your balls if they’re sweaty. Sweaty balls taste like Fritos. I’m always down for a tasty corn chip, just not when I’m tea baggin.

The benefit of sweet juices? Uhm, more head of course!

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  • Dr. Blogstein Says:
    Why am I suddenly hungry for some Indian?

    Hungry for Indian ....... what, Doc? Fish curry? :-P

  • In future columns, might you touch on how/why Indian food is an amazing aphrodisiac? I have the best orgasms after eating it!

  • Amrita

    It depends on what you like. Some people for example don't like to taste their own juices. I love it. There's nothing sexier than cum mixed with yoni butter. It's a unique smell. I definitely don't think semen would taste bad from too much sex. A yoni might kinda taste like spermies after too much sex. But it won't make it taste funk-nasty.

    Sounds delicious to me.

  • I was talking more on the lines of how often you have sex have anything to do with the taste. My bad.

  • Amrita

    I think coconut water could definitely help sweeter tasting gizz.

    If you mean by unhealthy as in STD's/infections and shit -- totally. That will taste nasty. Do you want that in your mouth? A dental dam/condom will be your best friend.

  • Does a healthy / unhealthy sex life have an effect?

  • Way off topic patrix. But nice.

    What effect does coconut water have, I wonder...

  • Off-topic....some taazaa masala on Sanjaya..check my blog :)

  • Amrita

    Doc: is fish curry sounding yumm-i-licious?

  • Why am I suddenly hungry for some Indian?

  • Amrita

    Yes yes there's a link. But more importantly do some of your own research and report back to us. Isn't that more fun?

  • geezohpetes

    What about the link in the article? See that link.

  • vegetarians taste better

    Is there any such research for teetotalers? God, I hope not.

  • Curry and Cum.. love the pun!

  • Amrita

    Roonie: I like your bottom line.

  • geezohpetes

    Bottom line - be a vegetarian. And go down on one, if you're not. You won't regret it. Either way, you can win, too!

  • Ghetto Photo Girl: East Indian Mangoes are the best!

  • Oooh, I love mangoes, but don't think I've ever had an East Indian one. How are they different?

  • priya

    hilarious! awesome tips! cant wait to tell my man to try these out -- im tired of eating funk nastiness when going down on him!

  • Amrita

    Mangoes are sensual:)

  • This is the best reason yet for me to go buy those East Indian mangoes.

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