60 years ago, when the constitution of India was adopted, our freedom fighters hardly expected the unity to remain fragile 60 years later. We stand united in our love for ‘miley sur mera tumara’ for it’s star value and…wait! Before I can finish my latest news on our unity, there were a few interruptions, mostly controversies this video generated. But, watch the video first…

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Now back to the latest news, (only 10 or 20 min old) depending on whether you watched the second part of the video or not.

Raj Thackeray condemned the video and proclaimed that every character in the video should sing in Marathi only, pointed by a reporter that it was a about the integration of multi-cultures, he chucked the reporter out of his castle (built of chamchas stacked upon each other), for using an English word in the question, while this was on TRS leecher leader K Chandrashekar Rao, demanded that Telugu actor Mahesh Babu’s part in the video be cut out or he would fast unto death because Mahesh Babu (born and schooled in Chennai and married to Hindi actress Namrata Shirodkar), was an Andhrite. Ignored by public, he threw a few pebbles, hurt his own little finger and ran on the roads of Hyderabad with screams of ‘Jai Telangana’, and promising freedom to all Telangana people from the dreaded Andhra dictators, who were apparently Caucasian like the Britishers and demanded that all Andhrites cross over beyond the imaginary line in his head.

Tamil Nadu politicians expecting the impending trouble, translated all Hindi lyrics to Tamil long before the video was made or imagined in a director’s head.

Imamullah hakimullah Pasha, in the meanwhile threatened to burn the channels broadcasting the video, because Salman Khan was not wearing a burkha. The saffron wing parties like the Ram sena, came there to join the chorus because little kids both boys and girls were in close proximity that was clearly western influence and inducing low morals in their fragile minds, so they tried to beat up the kids gathered there, but ended up fighting Imamullah hakimullah’s henchmen.

The terrorists who had come from across the border, got confused in the melee and blew themselves up prematurely, but nobody noticed them, until each political party tried to show the deaths as self immolation by their party workers.

Mayawati, who recently made Taj Mahal her official residence complained randomly about castes and cultures, while demanding that three videos come out of UP each signifying a future state, like that of her mind dealing with multiple personality disorder.

Mallika Sherawat and Sherlyn chopra gave interviews, calling the video bland and tasteless because it didn’t have any sensuality in it, and the only way would have been to include both of them strutting and singing in American-accented imaginary languages. Rakhi Sawant proclaimed that in the next season of her reality show, she would invite a guy from each state for her swayamvar, apparently she included the state of ‘Cannada’ with capital Ottawa in her list.

While this was happening, the media was seen camping outside actor Rekha’s residence demanding that she make a comment about Big B’s appearance in the video, or they  would make up random stuff about she watching the video a hundred million times in her house, though they were not even sure if she had a TV or watched it.

This could also be the reason why you may not have heard of this news elsewhere, but trust me, this is all true, at least in my own head.

Happy Republic Day India. Happy Republic day.