Our friendly neighborhood desi intern could be in trouble. And America waits with bated breath.

After coming back from the dead with a piece of All-American candy in him, it had been a relatively calm period in Asok Land.

But not any more. Yesterday, Asok was provoked into using some banned Dark Arts version of telekinesis. Now the powers that be at the Indian Institute of Technology know and our man could be in trouble.

For more on the developing story and the chain of events that now includes a stink eye, a disappearing antagonist, the “Department of Things You Shouldn’t Do” and the loss of Asok’s pants, click here.

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Were reports of Asok’s demise greatly exaggerated? Well, yes, if you believe in the ancient Hindu principles of karma and reincarnation. So it seems that he is back from his seemingly temporary stay in heaven. His cloners really did “Make it happen with Snickers” and now he has been reborn in Amreeka with a piece of All-American candy in him?

Questions pertinent to his desi-dom have appeared. Now that he has been reincarnated, does he apply for a fresh H1B? Would he have to restart his green card process afresh? Or will the fact that he was cloned with a bit of Snickers qualify him for a automatic Green card?

Too many questions. Only time shall provide answers.