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Horny aunty terrorizes Delhi fire department

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Crank calling is not always a male-harasses-female thing. It could also be the other way round or, even worse (or better, depending on your perspective) a female-female thing.

Case in point, a female crank caller harassing phone operators at the Delhi fire department. [TOI]

The city government’s fire department has lodged an FIR to trace numerous crank calls laced with sexual overtones which it received during night hours.

The department, already perturbed by hoax calls of many ‘imaginary’ fires, finally decided to lodge the FIR after a woman makes it a ‘daily routine’ to call up operators with a desire to “talk dirty”.

Savitha Bhabhi (link: NSFW) comes to mind. So it was just a poor lonely soul blissfully unaware of the existence of 1-900 numbers who called a couple of times, what’s the big deal you ask?

Many a times, the callers would give wrong information of fire incidents other than playing songs and dialogues from Bollywood movies in the background to disturb our men, the official added.

Callers? So apparently this is a gang of ladies. Apparently aunty (aunties???) wanted to get hot hunky firefighters to her home in the middle of the night, where she would, ummm well, better left to your imagination.

As for what Bollywood songs and dialogues were played during these calls is anyone’s guess, and we @ Über Desi are taking bets now. I’ll go old school and guess “Choli ke peeche“, if above mentioned aunty (aunties???) was feeling flirty or “Dhak dhak“, if she was feeling saxy.

Also read: Call center romeo send amorous texts to UK client

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  • Runa

    Choli ke peeche? Old school ?Pah!
    For the truly old school
    "Na jaoon saiyaan" which has to be the most hauntingly seductive song ever from "Sahib Biwi aur Ghulam" OR
    "Aaj sajjan mohe ang laga lo , mein janam ke pyaasi"which has to be the most 'hot' song ever - both courtesy Geeta Dutt

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