Barack Obama and John McCain may scoff all they want at Eastern mysticism. But their fates have already been decided, not by the American voters, but by Indian astrologers. Yesterday, we had some Indian astrologers predict a win for McCain [UD]
That should’ve sealed the fate of Barack Obama. But this Presidential race has been interesting to say the least. Anantha sends us this beauty of a horoscope, that all but clinches it for Obama. [New India Press]
Stunning change of fortune within a span of 24 hours?? Not surprising, considering the accuracy of this horoscope.
This sneaky operation began in the astrologer ghettos of Coimbatore in South India.
It all began when some fans emailed Obama’s birth certificate to P K Krishnakumar, managing director of Arya Vaidya Pharmacy (Coimbatore) Ltd, to have the horoscope made.
‘‘Once we know the time and place of birth, we can have the chart made. Details were given to astrologers without mentioning whose horoscope it was. They all came back with similar observations,’’ Krishnakumar told Express over the phone.
This gem of a prediction states that Obama was born to be a politician, will go through some stressful situations, obtain a top administrative post by the end of this year (***hint hint***), bail out the economy and single handedly eradicate world poverty. Ok, I made that last part up, but everything else will happen as predicted by these soothsayers.
Not content with predictions, these astrologers are also performing homams (prayers) for Obama and claim to be backed by Shashi Tharoor.
So there you have it, our astrologers have predicted that either Obama or McCain will win on November 4th. In the Über Desi poll of polls of astrologers and tantriks, Obama has a slight lead over McCain. The force is strong with “that one”.
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