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Dhoni’s Angels

By: Santosh :+: Under: Cricket, Humor
On: ⋅ July 16, 2008 ⋅  Email this post ⋅  Print this post ⋅ Post a comment
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The captain of the Indian cricket previously featured on this blog for brushes with the law and being the victim of the effigy burning industry, is now threatened by an entirely new species - female fans. [BBC]

Dhoni seems strangely relaxed faced with this new threat
img: via BBC and Hindu

To protect him from this clear and present danger, the police have provided him with female bodyguards - earning them the sobriquet “Dhoni’s Angels”. I’m not sure that minus the tabloid potential why this article was exactly featured prominently on BBC news. Maybe its the fact that *gasp* a man in India can have *double gasp* female bodyguards. Where are the effigy burners? There must surely be something on Page 249 line 6 of the “Perpetually Offended Guardians of Indian Culture” book against this sort of mingling of the sexes and reversal of roles.

Keeping with the trend of mixing cheesy rap and 90s Europop lyrics in Bollywood numbers, we proudly present the Über Desi Top 10 Langoti remix:

(Dhoni)
Arre he, oh ho, yo yo,
Mein hoon captain, of da Indian cricket team,
Mein single, eligible, not tall, but vary vary lean,
I play a lot of cricket matches,
I bat, captain and also git sum catches,
All Dhoni wants is some rest and recreation,
All these ladies want is a lot of procreation.

(Female Bodyguard Chorus)(x 3)
Oh baby Dhoni,
You are my honey,
We wear bindis and bangles,
We’re Dhoni’s Angels.

(Dhoni)
Representing West Jharkhand. Holla at ya boy.

Thoughts? Opinions (besides ones stating my rhyming sucks)?

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