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Don’t touch that !

By: Runa :+: Under: Humor, Maccaca Crimewatch
On: ⋅ March 11, 2008 ⋅  Email this post ⋅  Print this post ⋅ Post a comment

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My friends of the XY peruasion - it has been hard times for that extra appendage that deludes you into thinking you has conferred on you the right to rule the world. Last month an Italian court ruled that grabbing the crotch to ward off the evil eye is unlawful. Evidently, Italian men follow the charming custom of grabbing their “attributi” to protect against bad luck.The august judges of the Italian High Court ruled:

Such behaviour “has to be regarded as an act contrary to public decency, a concept including that nexus of socio-ethical behavioural rules requiring everyone to abstain from conduct potentially offensive to collectively-held feelings of decorum” (link)

Meanwhile, elsewhere in Europe, desi Joby Jacob, 33 who lives in the unpronounceable town of Ffordd Gwenllian in Wales, has been convicted of exposing his unmentionables. (link) Mr.Jacob protested his innocence and said he was merely “having a scratch”.The plea fell on deaf ears. The judge ordered Mr.Jacob to two years of supervision. Additionally, Mr.Jacob is not allowed to return to the estate that he and his family live in because the victim also lives nearby.

Assuming Mr.Jacob was giving in to the urge to itch , he would do well to not follow the example of the heroine of this ditty.

There was a young lady of Natchez

Whose clothes were always in patches

When questions arose

Of the state of her clothes

She said “When I itches, I scratches”

To restate then : No touching. No rubbing. No adjusting. And definitely no airing of said equipment.

The women of this world thank you for your consideration.

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