Stop the presses!
Tabloid reporters in Pakistan have begun sharpening their pencils. Pakistani paparazzi have begun stocking up on film. The religious right is busy composing new, improved fatwas. Rumor has it that the ersatz princess of pop, Britney Spears is moving to Pakistan [link]
Britney’s latest acquisition is a little known man of Pakistani Afghani origin ( Thanks for the correction, Karthik!), poetically named Ghalib. The rumor mills are working overtime suggesting that Spears plans to convert to Islam and move to Pakistan. In true semi -desi fashion, Ghalib’s parents have professed horror at this turn of events and have disowned him.
I believe it. I also believe that the moon landing was fake, Paul is dead and that I look good in acid-washed jeans.
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