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Gimme more Pakistan( Updated)
By: Runa :+: Under: Entertainment, OpinionOn: ⋅ January 14, 2008 ⋅
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Stop the presses!
Tabloid reporters in Pakistan have begun sharpening their pencils. Pakistani paparazzi have begun stocking up on film. The religious right is busy composing new, improved fatwas. Rumor has it that the ersatz princess of pop, Britney Spears is moving to Pakistan [link]
Britney’s latest acquisition is a little known man of Pakistani Afghani origin ( Thanks for the correction, Karthik!), poetically named Ghalib. The rumor mills are working overtime suggesting that Spears plans to convert to Islam and move to Pakistan. In true semi -desi fashion, Ghalib’s parents have professed horror at this turn of events and have disowned him.
I believe it. I also believe that the moon landing was fake, Paul is dead and that I look good in acid-washed jeans.
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Now who wouldn’t be able to survive with each other for two minutes….Britney (with a qunintal of tantrums) or the people of Pakistan (with an equivalent amount of political problems)*rhetorical*??
This story has so much potential
-Religious whackos make chutney of Britney (in a non harmful way of course)
-Shamita gets competition from across the border
-and more obvious, Britney switches from bubblegum pop to Ghalib’s verses
With Wacko Jacko moving to Bahrain and now this, I wonder: Is this all part of a grand conspiracy to export decadent Western culture to the East and ruin generations of desis to come?
I was watching one of those shows last night (TMZ, ET, not sure which one) they said the guy was Afghani and he was (I think) a paparazzi and was following (read stalking) brit for a while now.
Given that Osama is in ‘Afghanistan’, I guess the names have become interchangeable.
Karthik,
You are right - I heard later that he is Afghani too
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[...] her to another country, never to be seen again! (Editor’s note: What ? They mistook him for Adnan Ghalib?) Many women assume things about me because of the way I look and dress. I want to educate them [...]