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Indian Rhino excretions for sale on eBay.com

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A unique Christmas gift, Indian rhino poop, is available on ebay.com, worth $600 at time of posting. [link]

This shit is serious business
img: via eBay.com

Each specimen of rhino dung has been properly dried and sealed in an attractive container featuring the name of the rhino species that produced it.

You can bid on Greater One-Horned (Indian) Rhino dung at this listing, or visit one of our other three listings to bid on poop from Black Rhinos, White Rhinos, or the incredibly rare Sumatran Rhinos.

The population of Greater One-Horned, or Indian, Rhinos decreased to about 200 individuals at the turn of the 20th century, but with strict protection by Indian and Nepalese wildlife authorities, there are now more than 2,600 rhinos. Unfortunately, however, more than 85% of these rhinos inhabit one national park in India, exposing the animals to the risk that a single catastrophe could lead to serious population decline.

The rhino dung auction will begin on Thursday night, November 29, 2007 and end December 9, 2007, so that the dung can be shipped in time for the holidays.

Winning bidders can choose to have their purchase shipped directly to themselves or to a chosen gift recipient. (We can only ship within the U.S.)

This is not a load of crap!

International Rhino Foundation has come up with a novel idea to raise money for the endangered species, auction their excretion of ebay. [link]

A non-profit group is selling pieces of “rhino poop” on eBay.

The International Rhino Foundation says bidders have their choice of black rhino poop, white rhino poop, Indian rhino poop and Sumatran rhino poop.

Watch this hilarious commercial on rhino poop … the gift that keeps on giving.

Bidding ends soon. Give someone the gift of rhino poop this Christmas.

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  1. 1: Glob-a-log » Blog Archive » Golden calves, golden plates & shit peddlers: The American presidential elections | December 15, 2007, 7:58 am | Direct Link

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  2. 2: Glob-a-log » Blog Archive » From politics to pickled mice: it’s just a matter of packaging | January 17, 2008, 3:44 pm | Direct Link

    [...] A unique Christmas gift, Indian rhino poop, is available on ebay.com, worth $600 at time of posting. Each specimen of rhino dung has been properly dried and sealed in an attractive container featuring the name of the rhino species that produced it. [...]

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