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Martini Aunty

By: Karthik :+: Under: Culture, Sarcasm
On: ⋅ November 27, 2007 ⋅  Email this post ⋅  Print this post ⋅ Post a comment
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You aunt could be packing
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Beta, Remember that British Aunt of yours, left home a few decades ago, she never fails to show up for weddings, combines work with her visits and occasionally sips a shaken martini?

Well, the next time you talk to her, we want you to remember that she might be more adept than she let’s off. She could be the closest thing to James Bond you will ever see. It’s not her chapati, rather the chapati roller that could kill a man. Her long hair doubles as rope helping her escape and her co-worker Ramu, fixes more than just her computer.

Meet MI5 Agent ‘Jayshree’, she analyzes intelligent from domestic and over seas sources and her double life is an exercise in discretion, according to her.

Earlier this week, the MI5 in a bid to reassure the Asian-Brits allowed two agents, ‘Jayashree’ and ‘Shahzad’ to talk about their work on BBC’s Asia Network radio station. The agency was also interested in recruiting at least another 1000 agents, a significant proportion of which would be Hindus and Muslims.

So the next time your aunt visits, you might want to be careful about lying to her or for that matter petting your cat.

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