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Hindus and condoms don’t mix (1,2,3), be it anywhere on this planet.
Condom vending machine are the devil - Trinidad Hindus
From TOI:
The powerful Sanatan Dharma Mahasabha (SDM) in Trinidad and Tobago has joined forces with other religious groups to protest the government’s decision to install condom vending machines throughout the country.
The reasoning behind this decision of monumental importance being that our Hindu counterparts in Trinidad believe that apparently the sight of condoms machines would encourage folks to shag more and often.
SDM secretary general Satnarayan Maharaj said the move would encourage promiscuity.
“Condom vending machines would encourage the development of a condom culture in society and will send a wrong message to young people,”
As you’re left pondering the profoundness of those words, he drops another bombshell.
“The Hindu community and the Mahasabha have always advocated the avoidance of active sexual activity before marriage and if this is adhered to there will be no need for condom machines.”
Wonder how uber playa Hindu god Krishna got by without condom machines back in those days.
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There are plenty of people who want condoms after marriage, you know the reasons. So his logic does not really hold water.
How dare they speak about Hinduism after crossing the ocean? Sinners! Of course, I did cross the ocean too, but I’m a modern Hindu and I accept flight tickets to countries across the oceans along with complimentary condoms for STD awareness with the same ease.
“Wonder how uber playa Hindu god Krishna got by without condom machines back in those day”
Atleast I’m happy that you believe in god and not a nasthik or leftist !
Can you please write something funny about other gods from other religions !
NRITechie,
Glad little things like whether I believe in Krishna or not make you happy. Speaking of something funny about gods, reminds me of this joke:
Once Jesus, Krishna and Mohammed were crossing this bridge and they unanimously agreed NRITechie’s arguments suck …. ******** drumroll ******
Thank you thank you I’m here all day.