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Desi Aunty finds missile launcher in front yard

By: Santosh :+: Under: Brown in America, Humor, Technology
On: ⋅ July 23, 2007 ⋅  Email this post ⋅  Print this post ⋅ Post a comment
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With all due respects to our readers from New Jersey (including our very own Anantha), this could happen only in New Jersey, Jersey City specifically

“Look, a missile launcher”
img: via wcbstv.com

What do most people find when they walk into their front yards early in the morning in their PJs? The newspaper? The milkman being chased by the dog? The neighbouring aunty without make-up? Niranjana Besai (or is that Desai?) spotted something straight out of the war zone. A missile launcher!!!

Niranjana Besai was leaving her house, located at 88 Nelson Street, to go to work just after 8 a.m. when she spotted the launcher on her front lawn.
“I read it and it [said] ‘missile,’” Besai told CBS 2 HD. “There was little ‘missile’ [writing] on it.”

Niranjana did the desi thing and reported it to the authorities. On inspection, it was confirmed to be a missile launcher, non-functional, but a missile launcher never the less.

Sources tell CBS 2 HD that the device is an AT-4 missile launcher that is used to fire against tanks and buildings. The device was first approved by the U.S. Army in 1985 and its very powerful warheads can penetrate through more than a foot of armor.

Each launcher can be used only once, however, and the device found on Besai’s lawn was said to have been used previously.

Read on if you would like to purchase your personal missile launcher.

Satisfy your inner militant
img: via Amazon.com

Speaking of which, I’m sure some of our readers are interested in purchasing missile launchers of their own, for whatever macabre purposes.

Proudly presenting UberDesi buy of the month: The USB Missile Launcher.

Summer’s here. As temperatures rise outdoors, do you miss all your outdoor activities? Like launching missiles at your neighbours and co-workers.

Ever watch the news and see the fighting in the middle East? Ever feel like you miss out on the action? Do you think those Hamas dudes look cool with their ski masks and RPGs in sub-Saharan conditions? This could be the answer for a boring day at work. Launch missiles at your co-workers and the ocassional one at the boss ……….. all this fun just for $29.99.

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