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Oh my gawd, Muffy, look at his foreskin.
It’s so big. *Ugh* He looks straight up smelly.
But, y’know, who understand those brown girls. *Eww*
They only talk to him, because, he is diirty, kay?
I mean, his foreskin, is just so ugly *Ugh*
I can’t believe it’s just so stretchy, it’ like,
out there covering his dick, I mean – gross. Look!
He’s just so…brown!
Got good foreskin? Probably not if you’re white male born in the good ole USA.
Circumcision may have been introduced in an attempt to eliminate masturbation. Didn’t ya know, masturbation leads to blindness?
The United States is no fan of the turtleneck. What’s not cute about a peepee with a little turtleneck or hoodie? Little man gets cold!
Circumcision is not prevalent in India. Indians generally don’t think a hooded penis is dirty – they know the secret — pull back foreskin and give the penis a little wash. Voila a clean dick!
Unfortunately, not everyone finds a hooded guy to be a-d-o-r-a-b-l-e. Remember Nip/Tuck when Matt was called an anteater by the tough guys in the locker room? To make matters worse, the poor guy’s girlfriend wasn’t eager to wrap her lips around his anteater. Matt went on to perform a circumcision by himself at home.
Basically, he’s self-conscious about his dick, and he wants a circumcision.
Snip. Snip. Ow!!! Bye bye foreskin which increases a man’s sexual sensitivity and pleasure.
Whatever. She didn’t deserve to wrap her lips around his dick or get the extra benefits of the hoodie.
Men with hoodies can enjoy sex longer without premature ejaculation. Sounds good, eh? The hoodie can make a woman cum. Yummy. Need I say more?
I’ve always been a fan of turtlenecks and hoodies.