Shilpa Poppadum that is!

Presenting Her Majesty, Queen Poppadum
(image: via Channel 4)

You’ve picked your winner of Celebrity Big Brother 2007…

Sensational Shilpa has been crowned the winner of Celebrity Big Brother after polling 67% of the final vote.

A window-smashing scream welcomed the news, along with disbelief from the shocked actress. “Are you kidding me?” she bawled, accompanied by the compulsory waterworks.

Shilpa’s win was a fitting finale to the whole Big Brother-Shilpa Shetty-Jane Goody fiasco. Now that the external threat of racism has been dealt with (or has it?), maybe Indians the world over will take on racist folks in our midst (1,2). Wishful thinking I know. Now if you will excuse me,  I have to go and place my next order of Fair and Handsome.

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